Tuesday, September 30, 2014

UPSR - iv

Oleh sebab soalan Bahasa Inggeris bocor akan digantikan dengan Soalan Bahasa Kelantan. Tarikh peperiksaan 30 Sept

KOD: 3753/1
BAHASA KELANTAN
Kertas 1 
Aneka Pilihan
Oktober / November


Antara contoh soalan bagi peperiksaan tersebut:
3. Pak Do MEDU sokmo teghingak ko muloh Timmoh.. acu pilih godio samo nge hurok besar datah tu..

A) Sekok sebok
😎 Mambar
C) Aye ketik tungga
D) Keghah peda


6. i Woh Lanah
ii Deghiyey
iii Woh setto
iv Jabik

Hok mana lik atah ni buke buah hok ado dale kebong Cik Wo demo?

A) i, ii &; iii
😎 i & iv
C) iii &; iv
D) i, ii, iii &; iv

7. "Ale ale celuk payye budu.. Biar sapa cellup pah daggu.."
Peribahaso ni nok ghoyak supo gappo?

A) Kalu malah ngaji mu tok soh g kolloh.. wak peghabih ko beghah..
😎 Cagho nok wak budu
C) Kalu dey demo usoho wak kijo.. Wak la sapa berjayo.. Pehey?!
D) Sapo sughoh mu celup.. cuoh la payye tu...

8. Timmoh naik bah, kheto prebek sapuh, muto, gateh sikkal pah jalle kaki..
Soaleynya manno tepak hok tok lojik hok timmoh gi?

A) Belli pasa male
😎 Kalla lupo
C) Ata adik dio g kolloh
D) Amareka


KHETTAH SOALEY ABIH SINNI JAH.

Credit~ akmal @ TPT

Troll Pantai Timur - vi

Gambar: gurauan semata2. memang dok logik dok ingat ayoh keje doktor, tp bia ah. nok wak gop komik nim xP

jawi

kitasekadarhamba:

Aku adalah tulisan yang mati, dibunuh oleh bangsaku sendiri.

syukur sntiasa..

Foto Kushairi Cakap.

Saturday, September 27, 2014

a bz day

A long day, I should say..
Pas subuh n breakfast, at 6.50 dh cargas. Top up minyak ranger and headed to smk kandi teluk intan for the 6km race. I had practised every morning for the last 4 days without fail. Now was the chance to test myself. The target was to finish within 28’30”. Placing doesn’t matter as long as I could achieve my target, though a top 5 placing would be the icing on the cake, kan..
 
The morning was real cool, because of the dawn rain after-effect. I ran my heart out, and it was so challenging. Out of 50 odd teachers from all over perak, I managed a sixth placing and a time of 28’31”. Peh! Devastating? No-lah! Syukur sangat2 sebeno nya..

Lepak n mingle dengan old friends jap: wazir, rahim, kassim, chua, ustaz nazri n ramai lg, before sending the fertilizers to kebun selabak. Ronda kebun sambil nyembang dgn jahangir before driving off to kebun pulau jua in kg gajah utk melawat kawasan. Hopefully by a year from now, the palm oil trees can be harvested. insyaAllah. It was 1140 by the time I stopped at restoran tepi sungai for my breakfast..

Then drove off to parit via bota kanan. As usual, the scenery was captivating, even though it might have been more than ten times I drove through this way. The lush greenery, the kampung houses, 
the laidback pekan2 kecil.. layan.. it was half past noon when I got at parit. The intention was to buy pellet for the tilapia but alas, the shop was closed. Sabooo je laa.. anyway, went to the sangkar. Satar was there. Together, cleared the debris, which was quite a challenge, re-tied up the barrels to keep the cages afloat, and caught some tilapia, patin and lampam for home..
then it rained. It was already 3pm. Lepak for a while to ease the weariness before cargas time.

An hour later was at home sweet home. Had a shower, and after prayer, minum sat before picking nia at school. She had a replacement class. Reaching home at 6, it was time to plant the pineapple seedling which I gathered yesterday. It was almost 7 when I ended today’s load.

Kiranya 7 to 7 punya keroje lee.. had my hands full, the body was aching, but sebeno nya alhamdulillah kerana diberi peluang dan kesempatan untuk mampu lakukan macam2 lagi, kan..

So tonite is the time to chill and membetulkan urat2 dan otot yang digunakan pada kadar hampir maksimum hari ni. A quality day, what say you?  ; )


Thursday, September 25, 2014

Silence is golden


Silence is golden
But my eyes can see
 My ears can listen
 My mind can think
My heart can feel

Sunday, September 21, 2014

sweet n sour

Sweet ain’t sweet
Without the bitterness

-kutu-

Saturday, September 20, 2014

datang untuk pergi...

Tuhan,
jagakan mereka yang aku sayang.

Kau lebih tahukan siapa?
Kita datang untuk pergi.

Dunia bukan tempat tinggal.
Tapi tempat meninggal..

(Source: amasyrah)

Friday, September 19, 2014

here is life

die-happy-tonight:

this is the greatest thing ever

ia adalah Aku

Di tengah kepekatan dinihari
Sang lelaki berkata sendiri
“akan ku tinggal duniawi
Untuk mencari Tuhan bagi diri”
“apakah yang menambat ku di sini?”
Tuhan berkata, “ ia adalah Aku”
Namun sang lelaki tak tahu

Merangkul si kecil sedang menyusui
Sang isteri terlena di hujung mimpi
Lalu sang lelaki berkata,
“apakah ini semua?”
“cubaan atau ilusi?”
“ia adalah Aku” kata Tuhan
Namun sang lelaki tak tahu

Meninggalkan empuk tilam
Di tengah kelam
Sang lelaki memanggil,
“di manakah Tuhan?”
Tuhan berkata, “ Aku di sini”
Masih kata2 Nya
tak didengari sang lelaki

kala si kecil menangis di dakapan isteri
sang lelaki terus pergi
lalu Tuhan berkata, “kembalilah”
namun tidak didengari sang lelaki
lalu Tuhan pun berkata,
“meninggalkan Aku, ke manakah kau pergi
Untuk mencari Ku?”

Tagore’s “Religion”

Adaptasi nkc


UPSR - iii

Soalan upsr bocor habis cikgu kena tangkap..

Setakat hari ni, seramai 10 suspek direman bagi membantu siasatan termasuk seorang guru besar, jurutera, ejen insuran, dan tujuh guru, masing-masing dari Pulau Pinang, Perak, Negeri Sembilan dan Johor. (BH online)

Aduss!! Ngikut logik le, cikgu2 tu habis2 kuat tolong share dengan kaum2 cikgu dan anak murid je soalan yang diorang dapat. Dan kalau nak ikut logik tu, harus beribu2 cikgu nak kena tangkap lee..

Modus operandi penggubalan soalan adalah penggubal soalan sediakan 2 @ 3 set soalan bagi setiap subjek, dan soalan tu diserahkan kepada pegawai kementerian dan mereka di peringkat atasan yang memutuskan soalan mana nak guna, dan kemudian hantar untuk cetakan.

Dan juga, sebelum dan semasa hari peperiksaan, guru2 yang bertugas mengendalikan peperiksaan hanya menerima kertas soalan dalam bungkusan keselamatan, yang kemudiannya diletak dalam guni yang diikat dengan kunci @ tag keselamatan, yang hanya boleh dibuka di depan calun semasa hari peperiksaan. Jadi, bila masa pulak cikgu2 tu dapat akses kepada soalan2 tersebut!

Jadi, persoalannya, sape yang buat tahi kat sini?
Penggubal? Pegawai kementerian? Pencetak? Cikgu?

Poning pakcik lagu ni.. harapnya polis jangan jadikan cikgu2 tu black sheep udah le..
Naya profesyen perguruan lagu ni, beb!

nota kaki: yang gua dengo, seme soalan bocor, beb!

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

UPSR - ii


kan seme subjek bocor.

cite betul2 la..

ngencing apa nya..

Thursday, September 11, 2014

UPSR !!



Udah
Periksa
Suruh
Repeat!












apalah punya bangang.. macam mana la boleh bocor pulak soalan..
buat naya kaum je: calun & mak bapak diorg le pening @ tension tak habis..

layankan aje..

Monday, September 8, 2014

exam!

Salam.
Exam season is back! Especially so for the form fives, form threes, year six students and the rest.
As for my school, the spm trial is on-going at the moment, the form three pt3 trial ended last week, the form four had their 2Q2 test last week as well, and the sense of urgency with regard to the exam lurking around the corner could be felt. By the teachers, at least, if not by the students. My form five classes sat for their english language 1119 last week. So far, I’m in d midst of marking paper 2. Can’t comment much except that 5 kenanga didn’t live up to expectation. ; (  layan..
Once the holiday, which is next week, is over, then only I guess the form fives will be in jitters, especially so when they get back their exam papers. Hopefully it’s gonna be like that, so that they’ll be putting their heart and soul into studies. insyaAllah.
Kalau ikutkan gua, budak lima kenanga memang nak makan pelempang sorang2. Jenuh kita bagi tips dan taktik untuk dapat at least minimum passing mark, dia buat ceren je.. langsung tak buat apa yang gua suruh. Buta kayu!!
Tapi sabo..sabo bebanyak. Lagipun gua kan golongan sabirun. Kan, kan. Jadi, Husnudhan. Kerana Tuhan itu ngikut sangkaan kita. Tak gitu?

Anyway back to exam. This year, 4 of my children are facing major examinations. Iliya, d eldest is facing the spm, abil the pt3, lisa the upsr, which begins tomorrow, and srai, and arief is having the upkk other than the year 5 final. Nia, the youngest, is having her year 1 final as well later in october. Hopefully, they all will do well, achieving flying colours results, insyaAllah.

Lastly, everyone has exam to face. Sooner or later. and everyone is actually facing tests every moment of life.
Tau tak? Saje la khabo..

Parting words, all the best to all candidates for all sorts of examinations.

Iliya, abil, lisa, arief n nia: bikin baek, haaa!!

love doesn't cost a thing

“I realized that the one person who could break my heart is the only one who should have it.” Julie James, Just the Sexiest Man Alive

 lovdoesn't cost a thing
 -it's invaluable-

feel d love

we never knew as children, what the meaning behind most of these quotes meant. but looking back i learned so many lessons about love from this chubby teddy and his piggy friend.

Friday, September 5, 2014

menjaring angin

Haruskah aku melebar jala
Cuba menawan cinta mu
Sedang kau masih alpa
Diruntun oleh sendu
Rindu dendam semalam
Yang masih lagi mencengkam
 Meluluh urat tersirat
 Bunga harapan tersiat
Berdarah biru salju
Hati pilu menjadi kaku


N K c

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

some friends are forever..

Something still exists as long as there’s someone
 around to remember it..

Monday, September 1, 2014

 

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